Okay hear me out.
How lazy are you?
- Can you let something sit on the pan for a few days?
- are you okay with buying a chainmail scrubber that is maybe 4 bucks? Not required but useful
- Sometimes you can just use a napkin to clean it
If you properly take care of a cast iron pan, it will last you a lifetime and it's super easy to clean. A lot of people might say Teflon. I say no. You have to replace it frequently, even in the restaurant i work in, it's no bueno.
If you take the 3 seconds of time to wipe out the pan, the cast iron pan will do what you need and then you can give it to your kids lol
The critical part of all these pans (NOT TEFLON) is it heat it up first before you cook.
- with cast iron i place my hand near the pan and feel the heat. You'll get a feel for it. When it's close you add the oil and wait until it shimmers
- with stainless, no oil, heat it up and then take a drop off water and throw it in the pan. It should "skate" across the pan as if it wants to get out. Only then is it ready. If you don't do this IT WILL STICK.
edit: re: stainless: once it's hot, add oil and then quickly get to business.