It fits the description.

It's two conjoined sandwiches.

It’s two halves of a bagel stuck together with jam and peanut butter to reform a solid torus. It’s math. They COULD have had an easy time eating your math, but the construction made it more difficult.

Wall cracks.

if you said pass me that sandwich would a reasonable person assume you meant that in which case no

No it isn't. I won't be clarifying my position

Yesn’t it ain’t not no sandwich

If I have to see another "is this a sandwich" mind twister, I'm gonna scream.

Abhorrent bagel

I don't know but it makes me hungry.

Technically it is, but that doesn't mean I don't hate it