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[-] dap@lemmy.onlylans.io 110 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This appears to be a variation of the "standwich." Please see the attached for an example.

[-] Loid@lemm.ee 35 points 1 year ago

The question is, if this appears on a captcha asking to click only on the sandwich images. Would you click on it?

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[-] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 75 points 1 year ago
[-] xia@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 year ago

Hmm... so a steak is a salad, and a salad is nachos? Something screwy here...

[-] donslaught@unilem.org 14 points 1 year ago

Salad is only nachos if it contains croutons, won ton strips, or some other form of free-floating non-structural starch.

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[-] ludwig@reddthat.com 8 points 1 year ago

Food identification war intensifies

[-] TheMightyHUG@sh.itjust.works 57 points 1 year ago

https://existentialcomics.com/comic/268

Hey, pass me that sandwich.

You mean this ba-oh my god.

[-] craftyindividual@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

The last time someone made a bagel with everything on it it put the universe in jeopardy.

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[-] dan1101@lemm.ee 46 points 1 year ago

It is a sandwich because the toppings are sandwiched between bread. But it's not a good sandwich.

[-] JazzAlien@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Now, they wouldn't be toppings in this configuration, would they?

[-] walter_wiggles@lemmy.nz 45 points 1 year ago

It's two sandwiches...topologically speaking.

If you take the traditional idea of a sandwich and draw a loop around the plane where the surfaces come together you get a mathematical sandwich.

Since the bagel abomination has two such areas and you can draw non-intersecting loops around each, it follows that there are indeed two sandwiches present.

[-] agressivelyPassive@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago

That depends on your definition of a sandwichable surface. If crust can be buttered as well and is considered equal to cut surfaces (which, coming from a rye bread country, is certainly the case with these fluffy things), then this is simply a sandwich without filling in the middle. This might also be achieved by suboptimal spreading on a single surface.

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[-] donslaught@unilem.org 37 points 1 year ago

This is clearly a sandwich. The confusion comes from how absurdly sub-optimal its construction is.

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Top bun? Check

Bottom bun? Check

Yep, it's a sandwich. I'd like to see a video of you eating it now.

[-] foggy@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago
[-] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

The most political a topic could possibly be, in fact.

[-] cdsigma@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

Every day we stray further from the light of lord

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 year ago

Yes but it’s not a very good one

[-] aport@programming.dev 22 points 1 year ago

Yes.

A hot dog is also a sandwich

[-] Creddit@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Pretty sure flatbread predated leavened bread, so it’s reasonable to conclude tacos predated both hot dogs and sandwiches.

Conclusion: Hot dogs are tacos, sandwiches are broken tacos.

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[-] vrojak@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

So sandwich is the parent category, and hot dogs are a type of sandwich? Are burgers, too?

Oh no I accidentally started researching, there is an actual British Sandwich Association that defines sandwich as "any form of bread with a filling, generally assembled cold". The USDA, however, has different definitions for open and closed sandwiches and it depends on the percentage amounts of bread and meat... I guess if you put cheese on your bread it's not a sandwich at all!

[-] uglo@iusearchlinux.fyi 9 points 1 year ago

Heresy! I demand the BSA's definition to be accepted and adopted everywhere! "if you put cheese on your bread its not a sandwich at all!" - this is unbeliveable and hilarious

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[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

What? No.

A hot dog is a taco.

[-] aport@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago
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[-] notabot@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago

What do we call it if it is also cut and filled in the conventional bagel plane?

[-] eldain@feddit.nl 18 points 1 year ago
[-] notabot@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

I like the way you think. That also leaves open the possibly of the yandwich, which is cut into three equal segments in the same way as the opening post, and the xyandwich when you combine the x and y options.

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[-] xavier666@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago

Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

[-] deathbird@mander.xyz 16 points 1 year ago

Goodbye horseshoe theory hello half-bagel theory.

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[-] idunnololz@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago
[-] Gigan@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

According to that, I think OP would have a sandwich.

[-] emberwit@feddit.de 13 points 1 year ago

No, a sandwich is made from slices of bread.

[-] ThunderWhiskers@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Is this not a piece of bread that was sliced in half?

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[-] xthexder@l.sw0.com 9 points 1 year ago

What about an Ice Cream Sandwich? No bread, but sandwich is in the name.

[-] nxdefiant@startrek.website 12 points 1 year ago

Cube rule says starch is on the outside, so it's a sandwich.

IF you refuse to recognize the cookie as a starch, then an ice cream sandwich is a salad.

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[-] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago
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[-] Brigid_the_wolf@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 year ago

It's a bagel "standwich"

[-] Shard@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Technical definition is a 3-Torus sandwich, defined as any sandwich that is homeomorphic to the Cartesian product of three circles.

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[-] ehrenschwan@feddit.de 11 points 1 year ago

I'd say yes but you definitely have to eat it in that direction.

[-] Maddie@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

No, this is a red flag of sociopathic tendency

[-] BornVolcano@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

That, I believe, is what we refer to as an "abomination"

[-] sag@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

It's clearly a burger.

[-] HappyMeatbag@beehaw.org 7 points 1 year ago

If this photo was in black and white I’d briefly mistake it for a bad welding job.

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[-] ohlaph@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago
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[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

It is a kind of sandwich.

[-] WanderingCrow@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago
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