We call this "doing paperwork."

"Hello, Jon. This is my belly. If you touch it, I WILL murder you. Right in front of your stupid little kid that always pulls my tail. Until then, I'm just gonna give a reeeeaaaaalllll big stretch!"

Love this! Ours has a favorite paper bag. We don’t dare throw it away. It’s been on the floor for over six months now.

She looks like she's giving the ol' razzle dazzle

To be fair, this is one magnificent piece of paper.

I would lay on it.