This is the best summary I could come up with:

It’s that time of year again — the time when millions around the world nail their eyeballs to the Apple Store website and wait, unblinking, to find out whether the new iPhones and Apple Watches are compatible with the $19 Polishing Cloth Apple launched in 2021.

After all, you bought the cloth as soon as Apple announced it, and you know all about planned obsolescence.

That brings the grand total to almost 120 supported devices, per my quick count.

Apple assures us that this cloth, with its supple “nonabrasive material,” can “safely and effectively” clean any Apple display, even the high-tech nano-texture glass of the Pro Display XDR.

Apple launched the cloth alongside its M1 Pro and Max chips and third-generation AirPods, and in the two years since, it’s no doubt cleaned countless Apple screens the world over.

To save you a trip to its product page, the Apple Polishing Cloth now supports:

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Dont forget to tip your waitress folks.

Only Apple could make a non-abrasive cloth more beautiful.