This fucking cookie joke I knew when I saw the first one it was coming and still made me laugh.
Huh?
Ohhhh I get it now
I'm Aaron Mahnke... And this: is Lore
Just how small was this cookie that it fit in an oyster??
You'll note that the story says TWO oysters were stuck to it, which would likely be able to conceal one cookie. The author says that they opened the oyster before the cookie danced inside. If we consider the "inside" of the oyster as the part now on top, then it doesn't seem all that ridiculous for the cookie to have danced on one oyster. You have to be careful, though as it could easily distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.
wtf is happening
noting that the ring is unaccounted for...
expecting to explore more of this universe.
Is there a reminder not on Lemmy?
I'm not sure what you're asking.
edit: found this:
https://programming.dev/u/RemindMe
Reminder bot. Like reddit used to have.
I'm fairly certain i remember someone had programmed one but i dont remember where...
If i find it I'll let you know!
edit: found this:
https://programming.dev/u/RemindMe
This is not half bad
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