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Do not drink the battery juice (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 3 months ago by LukeChriswalker@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 32 points 3 months ago

but, it has electrolytes?!

[-] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Batteries got what humans crave!

[-] qaz@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

It's the one and only true energy drink

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Wait its lithium

[-] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 4 points 3 months ago

Was this an actual quote from Scott's tots?

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

As we live and breath

[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 1 points 3 months ago

It's what plants crave!

[-] cmhickman358@thelemmy.club 13 points 3 months ago

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

How is this not already a top-selling juice box/energy drink can?

Edit: call it MotörOil

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Fine, I don't want it anyway. I have this bone hurting juice to drink.

BRB

Edit

Owwie oof my bones

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 months ago

You can't tell me what to do.

[-] Mechanize@feddit.it 8 points 3 months ago

It says it can lead to health issues... Not that it will... soooo.....

[-] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Everyone knows that the glow stick juice is where it's at.

[-] Sanguine_Sasquatch@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

It's got what rave baes crave

[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 months ago

GOOD NEWS! BATTERY JUICE!

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

The fun police are at it again!

[-] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

This stuff is bangin

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

If we're not supposed to drink it then why is there a straw?

[-] BearGun@ttrpg.network 3 points 3 months ago

But... just a little? As a treat?

[-] LukeChriswalker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 months ago

No! Highly Toxic! Health issues!

[-] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

DON'T FAUCI ME WHAT TO DO!

[-] botorfj@lemdro.id 2 points 3 months ago

too late

[-] frankgrimeszz@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Where can I get some battery juice? Suddenly have a craving.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Welp, there goes my plans for the evening 🤷

[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

"Big juice doesn't want you to know this simple trick"

[-] Scribbd@feddit.nl 2 points 3 months ago

But what about battery hurting juice?

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

https://youtu.be/IYxvyT0MhUo#t=10s

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