[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

It was possibly Homer, he doesn't remember if he called there or not.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Burkina Faso? Disputed Zone? Who called all these crazy places?

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

You see the team in blue? Those are the Dallas Cowboys, they're Daddy's favorite team and he needs them to lose by less than 5 and a half points.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

The Simpsons. The chalkboard and couch gags are worth the watch.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Thanks to Mayor Simpson we're all taking golden showers!

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

That number still remains at zero.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

It's the one where Scruffy gets a $300 haircut.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Malaise forever

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I can't take his points, I can't print my own points, I have to guess the episode for points, why don't I just lay down and die.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 65 points 4 days ago

We don't even get gruel, just Krusty brand imitation gruel. 9 out of 10 orphans can't tell the difference.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago

Where are the cavemen?

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order tab

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Could he stop a runaway monorail?

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You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson here is never try.

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Points for some, miniature American flags for others!

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The points are evil, evil I tells ya!

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Bonus points for visiting relatives in Annapolis, Maryland

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In the garden of Eden honey, don't you know that I want points.

In the garden of Eden baby, don't you know that I'll always give points.

17 minute drum solo

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I said I didn't want any damn points.

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I'm seeing double here: four points.

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The points will be awarded nevermore.

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son_named_bort

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