I wonder how extra crispy would taste.
Fun fact: Terry Cashman actually played Minor League Baseball before becoming a singer who had a minor hit with Talkin' Baseball (of which Talkin' Softball is a spoof of and Cashman songs it as well).
20 years from now:
Being put in one of those corrupt nursing homes you see on Dateline is the new punk rock.
Did you break both of your arms?
It's not your fault, there are way too many Pokemon these days.
They should start their own company with blackjack and hookers.
To be fair, with all the work she's had done she probably does look different every time you see her.
He's totally wearing a clip-on.
I doubt many of them were watching the WNBA to begin with.
Should've used Jared
I guess the episode for you. Knute Rockne called it Treehouse of Horror IV. The clock is running, so it's important that I guess the episode in time.
Well yeah, it happened 23 years ago. It's old news at this point.
Instead of points, I will be awarding Krusty Brand imitation points. 9 out of 10 shit posters can't tell the difference.
Anyone who's found true love may receive points today!
Coming up: Some of the points that are awarded have been found to be lethal, but I won't tell you which ones until after news, sports, and weather with Funny Sunny Storm.
The points you will receive are worth nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all.
Good news: the points no longer contain potassium benzoate. Bad news: they are now cursed.
The DMV was out of Bort license plates. I was so devastated.