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  2. NO HUMAN SALES. No humans, parts of humans, or things excreted from a human may be posted for sale. That means no people, no arms or legs, no fingers, no fingernails, no hair clippings, no pee-pee, no poo-poo, no bath water.

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I can't read instructions and ended up with an extra from eneba. I'm too lazy for the refund process; But I will trade it for a photo of your pet, or the neighbors pet, or a bird that hangs out in your yard, favorite garden spider, etc. As long as you are willing to sign an affidavit stating you have given this animal pets or made friendly noises in it's direction. First message meeting this criteria gets it. Only have one, Sorry.

Stipulation: Must have posted/commented to any SDF community before this post was created.

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[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"What, you're not even gonna bury that?"

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's cool. He uses it, too. Still need to teach him how to flush, though.🚽

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't his little feeties get wet like that?

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

They did. He was still in the learning stages when I took that one. He can hang on the rim now.

Edit: Like this.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 year ago

What an extraordinary gentleman.

[–] seathru@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Link me your previous SDF post/comment and it's yours (I was upfront about my laziness).

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was just looking through my post history, and it doesn't look like I've posted to this instance before. I usually browse "everything" so don't pay the instance too much mind. So, I guess I don't meet your criteria after all :( Enjoy that pic on me, lol.

[–] seathru@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're good my friend. I was mainly trying to keep away bots. Pinky swear you won't resell it? (giving it away is A-OK)

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

No worries, I'll redeem it right now, actually. (There's no pinky emoji, apparently)

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Way to make me out to be a liar, lol. I definitely don't see it on my phone, though. The closest I got is 🤙

[–] seathru@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

Sent your way. Absolutely deserve it for a toilet pooing cat.

[–] qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Your POST has been REMOVED for VIOLATING rules ONE.

[–] seathru@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 year ago

It's a digital world and I'm a digital girl, baby.

[–] qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hello, is this still available?

[–] seathru@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

If you got the pus*y pix. Or gerbils, fish, a particularly interesting toilet frog... I'm not picky.