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[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 76 points 1 year ago

I'll just re-send my meme from last time this was posted here

[–] DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works 49 points 1 year ago

SLEEPY JOE caught SIPPING on the SINISTER POTION

[–] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Could be Metamucil but that would mean Joe Biden is...old! Gasp! Who knew?

Or it could be Gatorade. But that would mean he didn't choose the superior blue flavor! Impeach!

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wtf is wrong with you? Orange IS the best flavor!

[–] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago

it's not even an age thing, basically everyone should be drinking metamucil given the general modern diet

we owe it to ourselves to have healthy bowel movements

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 1 year ago

I assumed the drink was the only thing keeping Dark Brandon at bay.

[–] Please_Do_Not@lemm.ee 29 points 1 year ago

OP would make an excellent dungeon master

[–] Zozano@lemy.lol 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

God damn... Republicans are... Dare I say it... Weird.

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

They're painfully stupid too.

Like, man. If only there were a million different kinds of chemicals that can keep you awake.

Caffeine, modafinil, amphetamine, fucking hotsauce, orange Gatorade maybe.

"NAH HE'S SLURPING ADRENOCHROME V666"

[–] puchaczyk@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At least he doesn't need to use both hands to lift it.

[–] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

At least he got the injestable version, Trump is still on the topical cream.

[–] jlh@lemmy.jlh.name 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Are you tired of Your Crooked Joe Biden falling into a Deep Slumber? Get Mysterious Orange Drink! For a limited time, we'll throw in Mysterious Blue Drink, absolutely free! Yikes!

[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yikes!

Bro types like he just got whacked with a warm wiener, twice

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Everyone knows, hydration is for pussies - Republican "Researchers"

[–] istdaslol@feddit.org 13 points 1 year ago

He needs to get his electrolytes, the First Lady promised to give him a present when he stops sabotaging the Dem presidential campaign

[–] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Mysterious orange drink = Trump blood

[–] sibannac@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Blood of his enemies. Keeps Brandon from coming out.

[–] ShadowAndFlame@mander.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

I didn't know Biden was at war with the Parshendi as well

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

Thank you, Secretary Booty Juice.

[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Still nothing to say about the mysterious orange skin?

[–] rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Are they still salty about the 67 orange bowl?

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago
[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago
[–] barsquid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Damn. Well, we learned a lesson, we cannot let anyone anywhere near that old be president. Especially if age is affecting their mental health in other ways, like dementia.