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I'm at true neutral.

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[–] WarlordSdocy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I think the closest is chaotic good although I have three monitors, two smaller ones on each side and a bigger one in the center so kinda lawful good too.

[–] otacon239@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

We have neutral evil at my work and it sometimes hurts my soul.

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[–] MirthfulAlembic@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I'm both chaotic good and lawful neutral, depending if it's for my job or not. I suppose that's a fair assessment of the difference between my professional character and home character.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

At work I have chaotic neutral but I slot my laptop underneath the landscape screen so it fits snugly in the corner.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I have a chaotic neutral setup for work.

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[–] nyan@lemmy.cafe 2 points 2 years ago

So if you have a monitor hooked up to a desktop on the left, and a separate laptop running a different OS on the right, is it lawful neutral or true neutral x 2?

[–] chrishazfun@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Chaotic Neutral, if you align the secondary monitor right Everything Works™

[–] ex_nihilo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

What if I use a 48 inch OLED TV as a monitor?

[–] CaptFeather@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Lol my set up is a 22" 1080p on the left for basic web viewing, 28" 1440p center for games, and a 32" 1080p on the right for videos/twitch while I'm playing games

[–] orphiebaby@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

All of these are good and sometimes necessary except the bottom-right.

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

So, would using a monitor and a phone screen be lawful neutral too? Because that's what I usually do if I need to look up things for whatever I'm doing and don't want to boot up my desktop web browser.

[–] Mechaguana@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago

Chaotic neutral

[–] FrostKing@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Chaotic neutral - Laptop + larger monitor

[–] StarkillerX42@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

A neat trick I learned recently. The vertical /smaller/secondary monitor should go on different sides for different people. Hold a finger close to your face and close one eye and then the other. Whichever eye more closely matches the both-eye image is your dominant eye and is where your secondary monitor should go.

[–] cesium@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Lawful evil, but with ultrawide monitors.

[–] SkinnyTimmy@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

At home: Chaotic good but with three monitors that are all different sizes

At work: Two monitors side by side, and then one above them

[–] coloredgrayscale@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How do you use the 3rd monitor above at the job?

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[–] Thisfox@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

Apparently the school requires me to be at the extreme end of lawful neutral. Two views, nonidentical, very different in size.

[–] SkinnyTimmy@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

At home: Chaotic good but with three monitors that are all different sizes

At work: Two monitors side by side, and then one above them

[–] ChaoticEntropy@feddit.uk 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm in between chaotic neutral and neutral evil I guess.

2 portrait displays with a landscape display in the middle. Teams on the left, Outlook on the right, main content in the middle.

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