Linux: kill
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PHP is so bad even PHP wants to die().
php, the Dark Souls of the programming languages
Fun fact: there's a shorter way to throw a NullPointerException:
throw null;
Because throw throws a NPE if the parameter is null
This is my favorite. I did php early in my career and for years I would have to Google " equivalent explode/implode" because it was so memorable
MS Developers: Kill all children
Well I didn’t wake up today expecting to watch a video about task manager, but here I am.
I love die()! but PHP has exit(), too, and it does the same thing