~~We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills~~

Nah we all ran away

I thought not. It's not a story the Quick Bits would tell you. It's a TechTube legend.

Darth Linus was a dank lord of Tech Tips, so witty and so wise, he could use the views to influence the media group to create...Labs. He had such a vision for the Labs side that he could even keep the sponsors he cared about from lying.

The dark side of LTT Labs is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

He became so powerful, the only he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually of course he did. Unfortunately, his apprentice dissed a competing channel he knew, then his competitor killed him with straight facts and logic. Ironic, he can save others from death, but not himself.

Shout out to the memelord at Linus Media Group who posted this: youtube community post.

I thought not. It's not a story the blue bird would tell you. It's a 𝕏 legend.

Twitter was a microblogging website, so powerful and so concise, it could use the tweets to influence the Internet packets to disseminate...news. It had such a broad reach onto the masses that it could even check the ones it cared about from lying.

The capitalist side of big tech is a pathway to many eventualities some consider to be unnatural.

It became so well-known, the only thing it was afraid of was losing its branding, which eventually of course it did. Unfortunately, Elon Musk bought off majority stake in the company, killed the blue bird, and replaced it with a letter. Ironic, it can save other brands from death, but not itself.

I thought not. It’s not a story the rebels would tell you. It’s a Combine legend.

3650 was a member of Civil Protection, so powerful and so badass, he could use Lazlo’s algorithm to influence the rebel's turrets to shoot at…themselves. He had such a knowledge of what transpires in City 10 that he could even prevent the vortigaunt conspiracy from succeeding.

The good graces of the Combine is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

He became so badass, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his family cohesion, which eventually of course he did. Unfortunately, his colleagues dug the dirt on everything about his past, and 3650 killed them all on the spot.

Ironic. He could keep the humanity on other people, but not to himself.

I thought not. It's not a community the Fediverse would show you. It's a Lemmy legend.

I created this community as a new home to the now dead and defunct /r/didyoueverhear. I hope to be able to keep the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis alive. If you have any tragedies to share, feel free to peruse the community:

/c/didyoueverhear@lemmy.world

p.s. @WhoRoger@lemmy.world a link to it in the sidebar would be highly appreciated.