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[-] lvxferre@lemmy.ml 34 points 1 year ago

Pepper plant: "Fuck mammals. Always ruining my seeds when they eat my fruits. I want to cause them pain. Birds are nicer so no pain for them."

Some mammal with a really weird fur pattern: "This causes me pain. I'm spreading it over my food!"

[-] zalack@kbin.social 23 points 1 year ago

Definitely a case of "task failed successfully" though, because we cultivate those planets -- making their continued survival all but ensured.

[-] tupewe@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 year ago

You have a planet farm too?! I thought I was the only one!

[-] zalack@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Sometimes it does feel like my diet must consist mostly of gas giants.

[-] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago

Someone find this human a meme of corn’s ancient relative meeting it’s grotesque monster of a great-great-grandchild.

[-] Decoy321@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

... All 3 of those would go great in a noodle dish...

[-] NeedsMoreSpice@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

NeedsMoreSpice

[-] GAMER@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I love spicy food. It's never hot enough though and it's like trying to chase that first high but your anus says please stop.

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