Fake: Mustache
Gay: not his “type”
I’m onto you anon.
Anon didn't get laid.
Story is probably true.
9.5/10
Not really my type
Anon is into 10/10 men.
The real psychopathic behavior is drinking warm nesquick that had been sitting in his car for hours.
Didn't get it
I think the joke is just that this is psychopath behaviour
moral of the story: dude's dumb
If she grabbed that thing out of the air and smashed it anon couldn't really call the cops on her for it
a 10/10 would've jumpkicked it out of the sky
Courtship rituals
Napoleon Dynamite kind of story. Love that movie. Pedro is numero uno.
Legend.
I liked the small window where short shorts made a come back. Got to show up that bump on your quads near your knee.
That was cool. Didn't quite get as many girls as I hoped. But still it was a nice window. Probably should have grown the moustache for extra benefit.
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