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[-] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 154 points 2 months ago

Life tip: if you don't already KNOW the answer is yes, don't ask. It's too early.

[-] workerONE@lemmy.world 78 points 2 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I had a girlfriend asking me like twice a week for a year- when I was going to propose and then I did and she said no.

[-] Badeendje@lemmy.world 45 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

When they ask you like that.. it's the cue o have a conversation on the F-ing subject. What are your hopes and dreams, kids, quick wedding or elaborate.. you know.. discuss what the future would hold together.

Once you have had those conversations you also know what the answer to a proposal will be.

[-] workerONE@lemmy.world 60 points 2 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

We did all of that but then she decided she wanted someone who went to the same church, she told me maybe if I joined her church. Her church beat two children to death trying to expel demons. We actually separated after we couldn't work it out

[-] ElJefe@lemm.ee 56 points 2 months ago

Sounds like you dodged a large bullet there

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[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

When they ask you like that…

just so we're clear here. When you ask someone to propose to you, you're asking them to propose to you, there's a place and a time for doing a haha funny this is actually not linear thought processing, for example you're in a car, i'm waiting for you to pick me up so i tell you "run me over when you see me" that would obviously be a joke.

you ask someone what their thoughts on marriage are, if you're curious what their thoughts on marriage are, the english language isn't hard. If you have to do it multiple times, maybe you should probably, idk, ask more forwardly.

to be clear OP is probably a bit of a dumbass, but to be clear, it's not their fault.

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[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 121 points 2 months ago

I feel like the jeweler should have stopped him.

[-] Stern@lemmy.world 109 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The customer is always right in matters of taste. He wants an ugly ring? Jeweler should try and steer him away... but if homey is dead set, get paid in advance and make sure they sign off on the design.

[-] taladar@sh.itjust.works 46 points 2 months ago

I mean to be fair 99% of those rings look ugly.

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 30 points 2 months ago

I'm with you on this - I think most jewelery is gaudy AF.

But eye of the beholder and all.

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[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yeah, but like... Bruh, are you sure she's as into Iron Man as you are? I know it was your first date, but she's going to have to wear this everywhere. She's going to show it off to her friends and family and coworkers. This bright red abomination that looks like it came in a box of cereal, that's going to cost at a minimum $50 thousand dollars. Are. You. Sure?

[-] jlh@lemmy.jlh.name 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

She could have always asked for a different ring. This ring wasn't what was wrong with that relationship. it is hilariously awful though.

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[-] Blackout@fedia.io 33 points 2 months ago

The only thing that is real is that ring

[-] errer@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Customer: Did you do it?

Jeweler: Yes

Customer: What did it cost?

Jeweler: Everything

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[-] RandomLegend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 111 points 2 months ago

i will never understand that stupid craze about expensive engagement rings... i engaged to my wife without a ring. It was just a very emotional situation, i was sure that i wanted to ask her... and then i just asked. No ring, no special event planned out or something... just asked her, and she said yes.

People paying cars worth of money for a ring is so unbelievable for me.

[-] sicarius@lemmy.world 91 points 2 months ago

I gave my wife a ring made out of coconut. Cost me $2 and she instantly dropped it off the balcony if the resturaunt we were at. The Thai owner of the place climbed off the balcony into the boulder field underneath and spent 20 minutes looking for it. Even after I explained that it was only a cheap coconut ring. He said the price isn't the point, it's the memories!
He found it, what a legend.

[-] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 31 points 2 months ago

I carved a wood ring for her, and she was surprised I popped the question after I was carving it in front of her and sizing it against her finger

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[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 27 points 2 months ago

“Once upon a time” an expensive engagement ring worked as a sort of bride price and was a hedge against the risk of premarital sex.

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[-] cobysev@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

Back when my wife and I were still dating, she found a cheap ring she loved. It was just a normal jewelry ring with her favorite stones in it, not a fancy engagement ring or anything. But she loved it so much, she told me that if I ever proposed to her, she gave me permission to steal it from her and re-present it as an engagement ring. Which I did.

I felt bad about it though. I took the ring to propose, but my plans fell through and it took me a few more days to arrange a new proposal plan. She had forgotten all about our conversation, so the whole time she was tearing the house apart, looking for her favorite ring. She loved that I "found" it and gave it back to her with a proposal.

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[-] Betty_Boopie@lemmy.world 88 points 2 months ago

Good news! This ring also comes in fuchsia pink with piss yellow sapphires:

[-] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 months ago

JFC, does this guy specialize in making rings that look like shit?

[-] Betty_Boopie@lemmy.world 35 points 2 months ago

I feel like even calling this a ring is an insult to actual jewelry

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[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

When you want a 'no'

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[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 63 points 2 months ago

Guy must be really poor because this looks like something that cost 20 bucks on Wish.com.

[-] snooggums@midwest.social 43 points 2 months ago

He didn't say what he made in 18 months. He might just sell Santa themed toilet seat covers during the holidays and isn't aware of how to advertise.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 45 points 2 months ago

Okay so here's a tip that I didn't need to be told because I figured out of my own. Ask her what she likes. If you don't want to do that for whatever stupid reason, then casually point out a ring you saw and ask her what she thinks. There are subtle ways to handle it. "I saw a wedding ring that used a sapphire, what do you think of that" or "hey look at the ring in this picture I saw online," then listen to her opinion. If you do that a few times she might start to actually realize that you're going to ask her to marry you and give you useful feedback, assuming she doesn't state something useful in the meantime, such as "diamond would be better" or "I like that design but not the gemstones."

Of course if you haven't talked about that kind of thing already, clearly you're doing something wrong. My fiancee knew I was going to ask her to marry her, just not when or how. Well she figured out on the day that was coming because your girl is almost certainly better at picking up on subtlety than you are, especially when it comes to you.

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[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago

I don't even get how it's iron man 3 themed? The Mk 42 was mostly gold

This looks more reminiscent of the suit he wore at the beginning of Iron Man 2

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 64 points 2 months ago

Maybe that's why she said no.

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago

I can't marry this man! He doesn't even know his iron man suits!

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[-] crimsoncobalt@lemmy.world 35 points 2 months ago

I don't know what you're talking about. Art Masters Jewelry is amazing. Just look at this masterpiece:

More of them here: https://artmastersjewelry.com/product-category/engagement-rings/

[-] yuri@pawb.social 43 points 2 months ago

It is pretty, but:

  1. Colored rhodium is garbo, that plating will wear off faster than you’d think. Regular ass white rhodium is already the most expensive precious metal, 1 gram suspended in plating solution is nearly $500 COST. I’ve literally never heard of a store having anything other than white on hand.

  2. ALLLLL of their products are only represented with 3d renderings. This is a HUGE red flag. If someone isn’t even bothering to have physical models of their products made, they have no way of guaranteeing the quality of those products. It looks snaggy as fuck, and it probably is because they never actually made one to try on!

  3. Jesus christ imagine wearing that thing. The tongues on those snakes would be fucked IMMEDIATELY. The spikes on top of those prongs would get absolutely ruined in between ripping apart every piece of fabric you moved it near. If you ever need ONE prong retipped you’ll either have to lose the spikes on all of them, or just deal with them mismatching. That WHOLE ASS HEAD is so atypical and seated strangely that even IF you managed to wear it for years, long enough to necessitate the kind of general maintenance all jewelry eventually needs, you’ll end up getting shrugged at and told “yeah I don’t know how anyone could work on this”. Even IF you got someone to work on it, that finish is gonna need touched up, which is AGAIN, something no one outside of the manufacturer will do for a reasonable price. There’s not even a good way to strip off the existing rhodium, so you’d end up with black shit stuck in all the crevasses.

I think they’re very striking, but I swear to god y’all, my store will get at least one flyer every week from some new manufacturer with a line EXACTLY like this. Buncha whacky way-off-the-beaten-path design choices, there’s no actual pictures of anything, and the markup is frankly embarrassing. Regular ass jewelry stores like mine could have this shit custom made as a complete 1-off for LESS than what they’re selling it for, don’t buy jewelry online folks 💖

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[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 months ago

That would be incredibly inconvenient to wear, but I don't think it looks terrible.

[-] fartsparkles@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago

Yeah I mean come on, this is absolutely stunning /s

Image

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

That ring is going to drug and rob me and be gone when I wake up in the morning

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[-] shuzuko@midwest.social 17 points 2 months ago

Jfc

So, my husband is a jeweler. We recently started our own business (mostly repairs right now). These things are largely poorly designed and way overpriced for what they are. Plus, there's a lot of bullshit like "14k black gold", which isn't a thing. It's possibly 14k white or yellow gold with black rhodium plating, which will wear off in about 2 years and need replating. And there's one with a 1.5ish carat diamond and a few melee marquis, with no other detailing or anything particularly interesting other than the "14k black gold" bullshit, and they're trying to sell it for over $10,000 usd. Fucking LOL. This site is trash.

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[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 months ago

Who is more pitiable? Him or the woman who dated him?

[-] glimse@lemmy.world 35 points 2 months ago
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[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

yall know you don't need to buy these things right?

Go find a funny rock or two somewhere on a stream, it's as good as any ring, except you can't wear it on your finger, which is probably good anyway.

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[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

It looks like a giant whitehead pimple lol

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[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 23 points 2 months ago

Will you marry me and wear this awful thing on your hand?

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[-] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

Biblically accurate Iron Man.

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[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I mean, it's at least worth the value of the stones and the raw materials of the band if it's recoverable without it all being red. But that is some "Holy Autism, Batman," levels of understanding what women, or any halfway average person would want.

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[-] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Am I the only one who thinks this looks cool? If he said nothing about it being related to Iron Man 3 (one of the worst MCU movies at the time) I think it would have been acceptable. Wedding rings a fucking stupid anyway buying an expensive one just means you are a mark who does not deserve money.

[-] Subverb@lemmy.world 35 points 2 months ago
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