What the actual fuck? What even is that? Why would anyone make, let alone buy this? I have so many questions and honestly I'm not sure I want them all answered..

Why do you call it thirst trap?

These, on the other hand, are adorable.

Omg, the furby I had was supposed to be an owl! I never thought of it that way before seeing this picture!

They figure it out after a bit of time of them not moving.

Do Fake Owls and Other Decoys Work?

A study by Linfield College found that songbirds are afraid of owl decoys. Researchers swapped out owl decoys for a cardboard box of the same size in an oak woodland within Oregon's Willamette Valley. Then they measured how often birds visited feeders in the vicinity of the objects and found they were much less likely to go near the feeder when the owl decoy was stationed nearby; however, they weren't scared one bit by the cardboard box. The birds did wise up over time, though. After a few days, they realized the owl was fake and returned to the feeder.

They should have had a branch for a perch there. I feel this is the look they were going for to have it make sense:

Oh boy, we could go on about bird house design waaaay longer than you would think, especially now with climate change really starting to kick in. I'll try to limit my rambling, while still giving you way more info than you want.

The hole should be as small as possible for the type of bird you wish to house. That keys out anything that wants to kill the adults or steal/destroy the chicks or eggs. Even things like squirrels raid and kill in them.

Not just the size, but the shape, and distance from the floor of the birdhouse matters. The species are all built a bit differently, and some can only get in through slots instead of holes. Some need the little stick perch under the hole, while for others that makes it more inviting to predators.

Here is a great article just about holes.

I had Carolina Wrens nest on my porch this year, and they build nests with a side entrance, so they need a side slot, or just something more open so they can enter through the side.

Additional factors can include how high from the ground the box is, which way it faces, is it on a tree or a pole, color vs plain wood, etc.

Here is a more dedicated site with species specific data.

There have been a number of articles recently about the heat dangers of birdhouses, and larger numbers of birds are dying. Many common and popular bird box plans are from decades ago and are starting to no longer provide safety for the birds.

As you stated, avoiding direct sun can help, but insulated or double roof designs can help. Due to their enclosed nature, they trap the body heat of the parents and chicks. That's also why many are made of wood and not things like metal that can conduct too much heat either in or away. They're almost always hotter than the ambient temperature. Overall inner dimensions matter to allow room for circulation.

Even if the heat does not kill the adults or chicks, chicks are getting all their water from food, so they can still dehydrate or have stunted growth.

Here's a good article about nest box heat danger.

Here's a prior post about owl box designs.

I swear I did one one the outdated box designs causing heat death, specific to owls, but I can't find it now.