I would like to sell my soul in exchange for dominion over the Earth!

"Sorry dude... not with that soul.

Best I can do is assistant manager at the Arby's down the street. I'll even throw in some heroin, you're gonna need it."

A doll's house and a goat isn't far off, keep it up

Romanes eunt domus

SATANAS DIABOLICA

Don’t say Cardi B’s real name out loud unless you want to meet Black Phillip.

"oh, shit" 😐

I prefer Pig Latin for all the pork

So this is a you summoned a demon reference but instead it's just a plain old goat, right?

Not some linguistic thing where a lot of Latin has Baaaa~?