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The former prime minister alleged that his security team had made the discovery when they did a sweep of the toilets in 2017

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[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago (2 children)

So you're telling me that some poor fucker at the Mossad has had to listen to 300 hours of recordings of Boris Johnson shitting?

[–] Aussieiuszko@aussie.zone 11 points 10 months ago

The True Worst Job in History

[–] slartibartfast@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I wonder if they offered hazard pay.

[–] GreeNRG@slrpnk.net 5 points 10 months ago

Do you think they care about their workers that much?

[–] gramie@lemmy.ca 21 points 10 months ago

I can believe that Netanyahu would do that, but my belief that Boris is a lying sack of shit is stronger.

[–] OutForARip@lemmy.ca 9 points 10 months ago

Must've popped out of his Hamas tunnel.

[–] Tehdastehdas@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

A "bugging device" lays listening devices, a.k.a. "bugs".

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

Buggering buggerers and the buggers who bugger them

[–] LtCmdr@startrek.website 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I doubt Bibi went in there and bugged the place when he popped into the loo.

[–] GreeNRG@slrpnk.net 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

“Thither Bibi repaired for a while, and it may or may not be a coincidence but I am told that later, when they were doing a regular sweep for bugs, they found a listening device in the thunderbox,” Mr Johnson said.

[–] nonailsleft@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is a thunderbox British slang for the toilet bowl?

[–] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Even if it isn't I'm using it

[–] OutForARip@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago

Well hurry up. Some of us need a turn as wells