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The former prime minister alleged that his security team had made the discovery when they did a sweep of the toilets in 2017

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[-] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

So you're telling me that some poor fucker at the Mossad has had to listen to 300 hours of recordings of Boris Johnson shitting?

[-] Aussieiuszko@aussie.zone 11 points 1 month ago

The True Worst Job in History

[-] slartibartfast@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

I wonder if they offered hazard pay.

[-] GreeNRG@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 month ago

Do you think they care about their workers that much?

[-] gramie@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 month ago

I can believe that Netanyahu would do that, but my belief that Boris is a lying sack of shit is stronger.

[-] OutForARip@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago

Must've popped out of his Hamas tunnel.

[-] Tehdastehdas@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

A "bugging device" lays listening devices, a.k.a. "bugs".

[-] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

Buggering buggerers and the buggers who bugger them

[-] LtCmdr@startrek.website 3 points 1 month ago

I doubt Bibi went in there and bugged the place when he popped into the loo.

[-] GreeNRG@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 month ago

“Thither Bibi repaired for a while, and it may or may not be a coincidence but I am told that later, when they were doing a regular sweep for bugs, they found a listening device in the thunderbox,” Mr Johnson said.

[-] nonailsleft@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Is a thunderbox British slang for the toilet bowl?

[-] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Even if it isn't I'm using it

[-] OutForARip@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Well hurry up. Some of us need a turn as wells

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