cats

Fortuna baboona banana-fish sandwich. Tuna for short.

Therr are so many fuckin weird names in here, I've never thought anyone would name their cat 5-7 words. 🤣

Growing up I had a cat named VKK, which stood for Vicious Killer Kitten because she liked to bite ankles.

I call cat " Lucy meow meow the cat " she loves it when yell to her that she is cat .

I had a cat named Steaksauce. We usually called him Saucey

Full name Felix Raymundo and short Raylix sounds so casual reading all of yours.

I have a cow cat with one big black spot on the top of his head and on big one on his back. He's a very big boy who looks rather imposing but he's really sweet. We call him Kenny or Kenny-chan but his real name is Kenpachi (from Bleach). Coincidentally he lost an eye to cancer over a year ago so he looks even more like his namesake now.

My dog's name is James Bond. We usually just call him James but people really get a kick out of it when we tell them his full name.

His given name is Lockheed, but you're much more likely to hear one of us yelling at the Turd-Burgler.

Gertrude Rhubarb Stein, but Officer Rhubarb when she's working

Pocky cause my kid couldn't say Rocky so we changed it.

Stray kittie I found on the parking lot where I work. Cool AF.

I have an orange cat named Crash and everyone goes “oh like Crash Bandicoot?” And I got “No like Crash Team Racing” and it still is funny to me.