me_irl : me

[-] Soup@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago

Ya’ll making bed sound like an eldritch being promising release for a piece of your soul.

“B’edd will take away all your pain, for a price.”

[-] rivvvver@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 month ago

the price is that u can never leave.

sent from my bed

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 4 points 1 month ago

You can check out anytime you like though.

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

Got a 5” memory foam topper and it’s never been so difficult to get out of bed

It’s been five years

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Bedbugs

[+] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world -9 points 1 month ago

Many people don't have a "bed". This is dumb.

[-] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 16 points 1 month ago

So you're saying it's still true, it's just that some people don't know it's true?

I'm sure someone somewhere appreciates your virtuosity, maybe your mum?

[-] Skyline969@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago

And many more people do. What’s your point?

[-] Eheran@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

So absolutely everything is dumb then following that logic, since everything is something many people do (not) have.

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

VERY few people reading this image macro on this website do NOT have a bed