What’s he gonna do, sit on them with his fat arse?
No he will crush them by standing on them with his high heels.
Party of small government - it's always so surprising that local municipalities put up with his nonsense.
Party of free speech, right?
I'm a constitutional originalist so I believe that the first amendment was intended by the Founding Fathers™ to protect jet ski dealership owners from repercussions against calling a middle schooler the n-word, not so that filthy godless heathens such as women can have democratic "rights."
I honestly can't tell which parts are hyperbole and which came from actual events.
The uncanny pedo valley
Doesn't he have some natural disasters that he should be focusing on?
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