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Awkward [Mr Lovenstein] (files.mastodon.social)
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Whenever I go out to dinner with my octogenarian parents, at the end of the meal my mother always says "well, I hope we can do this again some time" in front of the waitress using her best "you're a neglectful son" frail old woman tone of voice. I live with my parents.

[-] i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk 71 points 8 hours ago
[-] a_robot@lemm.ee 14 points 7 hours ago

Ah, yes, my arch rival. We meet for the first time.

[-] butter@midwest.social 1 points 3 hours ago

The plot thickens

[-] bulwark@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago

I will intentionally walk the wrong direction just to avoid this situation.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago

Now we're sleeping in the same bed without clothes on. Peculiar!

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

They already don't have any clothes.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago
[-] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

Yesterday I followed a person about 20 miles to the same exact destination.

When I left I followed someone else 30+ miles and they were going 3 blocks where I was going.

The worst is when you hold the door for someone and walk out to your car and they parked next to you.

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 1 points 5 hours ago

Stalker.

I mean... technically... :-P

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 4 points 7 hours ago

Why can't I quit you?...

this post was submitted on 23 Oct 2024
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