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Schrödinger's Code (feddit.online)
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[-] orl0pl@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago
[-] PunchingWood@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

I frequently had to test other developer's code, the fucking amount of times I heard that shit.

"Your code ain't working"

"It's working for me"

"Well it isn't working for me, did you actually test it"

"Yes"

"On anything else than your own PC?"

"It was working fine for me"

"It fucking isn't, look!"

"..huh"

For fuck sake just take like 1 minute to press on a frikking button to see if it actually does work.

Glad I'm not doing that shit anymore.

[-] ugo@feddit.it 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Im my defense, I did test it. It was working for me.

But then someone else touched it without understanding it or flipped the truth value returned by one of the functions used by my code without properly fixing the call sites.

Edit: or they had a merge conflict and they don’t know how to correctly resolve those.

[-] shrugs@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

That's why they invented docker

[-] candybrie@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

If it hasn't been tested, it's broken.

[-] shadearg@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Meh. Pedant time.

The first step of every testcase is supposed to fail to ensure a testing framework can fail in the scope of the testcase. In practice nobody acknowledges this, much less incorporates it.

Without, one is forced to concede that the test environment is not sane—and, therefore, no case under test is certifiable—because it cannot be known, for certain, if failure was a possibility.

Nobody cares.

[-] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

My God! It’s full of heisenbugs!

[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Nah haas, if the code is writ by me theres no way it works.

[-] tdawg@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Reminds me of a joke. The purest functional code is the one that never runs

[-] BonerMan@ani.social 1 points 1 day ago

Its just a syso with Loren ipsum but it generates enough output to blow up your PCs RAM

this post was submitted on 25 Oct 2024
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