this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Glory to you, and your roast.

[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

Glory to you and your mug

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The Janeway panel looks like a still from one of those old "General Foods International Coffee" commercials from the '90s but if you were watching it on Rick and Morty's Inter-dimensional Cable.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Did you know, you're drinking decaffeinated raktajino crystals?

Janeway:

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

Janeway: don't make me De-Tuvix you.

Guy: I'm not a combined person.

Janeway: wanna test that theory?

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 13 points 2 years ago

This is wrong. Janeway has caffeine for blood, she wouldn’t “react” to a decent cuppa.

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago

Are those Gowron eyes?! 👀

Can this be the new googly eye trend?

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Everyone else: Wired

Picard: Haunted.

"This is so much stronger than tea"

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Picard just looks like Riff Raff from Rocky Horror cut his skullet.

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 7 points 2 years ago

Oh no, the disease, it's spreading

[–] rivr@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They live and they drink their favorite beverage

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Anyone have some gum?

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Over-caffeinated Janeway isn't real, she can't hurt you.

Over-caffeinated Janeway:

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 years ago

Was the Voyager crew aware of raktajino, or did it get introduced to the DS9 people after they were in the d-quad?

[–] betamark@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My man Ben be looking just his normal self. ♡

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

High tolerance. Been on the stuff for years. Just don't cut him off or the withdrawals can be brutal. Hallucinations and all that.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 years ago

I'm now traumatized