I so very badly want to replace a judge's gavel with one of those.
Would certainly make court more entertaining squeak
Go to horny jail. B O N K
S Q U E A K
Okay, but will you swing the squeaky hammer in a downwards arc to hit the top of a presumably horizontal head and/or shaft, or will you swing horizontally in order to strike the tip like you're driving a thick, fleshy nail into the owner's crotch?
I'm leaning towards the latter, personally.
Flesh nail, duh
sounds like something Sam would do.
You'd be a blast in Mexico and Latinamerica (you'd be called El Chapulín Colorado).
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