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[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 hours ago

I'd take an artifact and bury it on another side of the world just to fuck with archeologists.

Then I'd go to the South Pole and put a sign there that says "way ahead of ya" with no context or other traces of human presence.

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 47 points 1 day ago

Why not offer him a Caesar Salad? Prepare the thing in front of him and tell him it's named after him, then start making by stabbing the salad multiple times.

[-] babybus@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 day ago

Fun fact: it isn't named after him.

[-] TheSaus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago

I only learned that recently and it has broken me

[-] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 9 hours ago

Now imagine how it feels to be Caesar Cardini. You make a world-famous salad and nobody recognizes your genius, attributing it to a man so dead, his lineage is lost.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 5 hours ago

We've all got a little Caesar in us, that's where your slut gene comes from.

[-] bbpolterGAYst@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 9 hours ago

i learned that through vargskelethor joey. fuck my stupid baka life

[-] 000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

I feel like he would freak out with the amount of sweetness that wasn't common at the time

[-] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Missed opportunity to offer an orange Julius with a salad of some sort.

(I think I whooshed myself)

the blue fanta is better (the bottled one that unfortunately has no canned version)

[-] prex@aussie.zone 2 points 14 hours ago

There is a polish made blue Fanta that is elderflower based - highly recommended.

BTW the Fanta Wikipedia page is a wild ride

[-] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 day ago

Would have made the assassination a lot fresher.

[-] Sakychu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago

So that was the reason why he had to die, he was contaminated by time travel!

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