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ADHD memes

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The lighter side of ADHD


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[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 75 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Depression is also a symptom of ADHD

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 21 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Depression can be its own diagnosis even if they're common comorbidities.

Or, to put it another way, just because you have depression and ADHD doesn't mean the ADHD caused the depression.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 48 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

My ADHD manifests in the complete opposite way.

Me: "Let's go to sleep."
ADHD:

[–] countrypunk@slrpnk.net 55 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Mine is the best of both worlds. Impossible to go to sleep, impossible to arise from my slumber.

[–] puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 8 months ago

already in the bathroom to shower, procrastinating as long as possible. in the shower ready to get out, procrastinating as long as possible.

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's almost 5 AM here. Guess who has the same issue...

[–] srestegosaurio@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 months ago

Same here…

[–] weariedfae@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Eyyyyyy my people!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

TIL I have ADHD.

[–] 5wim@slrpnk.net 3 points 8 months ago

Porky no lez dose

[–] 8000gnat@reddthat.com 16 points 8 months ago

people have tried to tell me that I have ADHD before but this is the meme that makes me think I might

[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'd run away from my life on the way home from work if I listened to that stupid voice. I'd probably just be a Roamer.

[–] ghost_towels@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago

I used to pass under the electronic sign that tells you how full the ferry is every day on the way to work. Every day I would think I could just go straight and keep going. And then I’d turn and head to work. Sigh.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I like my job. I spend all day solving interesting problems. It’s totally my thing.

[–] countrypunk@slrpnk.net 3 points 8 months ago (3 children)

What's your job if you don't mind my asking

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 months ago

I do not mind at all. For the last two years, I have been a process manager for the operations enablement team in the client success department of a healthcare company. I have just been promoted to a new role of senior business analyst in engineering. It’s a bit of a misleading title, they both kind of are, But I will be doing very similar things, I.E.implementing structure, order, accountability, and other project management type things in an engineering department that is severely lacking in any of that stuff currently. Client success is also completely lacking in those things as well, and I have been doing what I can, but I have had my hands tied behind my back by a boss who needs to take credit for everything and has no idea how to delegate or lead people.

[–] brlemworld@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

LEGO quality control, they get a box of Legos to put together and have to make sure all the pieces are there and the instructions are correct.

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Game progression analyst, they 100% new video games and record how long it took them to complete each task.

[–] Benjaben@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Cool! Who pays for that? Game developers / publishers or more like game focused media outlets?

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

River otters mostly. They have a vested interest in maximizing the amount of time humans spend indoors playing games. Funding-wise, they don't have a many clams but they're generous with the smooth rocks from their armpit pouches. They really aren't shellfish.

[–] Benjaben@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago
[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago