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Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

The usual rules apply:

!shitty_million_dollar_ideas@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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Toilet Amp: Assert your dominace over your house guests with the loudest shits and pisses they've ever heard (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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Mic in the bowl subwoofer in the toilet tank. Maybe it could be surround sound system compatible so you can pipe it into the living room.

Make your friends think there's a typhoon and thunder in your bathroom and earn their respect.

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[–] parody 6 points 7 months ago

Don’t forget to patch the air vent through to the living room

[–] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You should have color changing lights throughout the house that light up to match the color of the stink pickle you're dropping

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

+1 for tinkle tinkle stink pickle

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago

Whats your valuation?

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago

I see you're really taking the name of this sub literally...