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[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

So, can I purchase a sauce packet for 25¢ and get a free small fries?

[-] elbowgrease@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

come to the US - free sauce packets!

just ignore the chasm of wealth disparity, growing nationalism and maybe being a bullet proof vest. wait... you're not dark skinned, are you?

/s

They're starting to charge $0.30/packet in some areas of the US. Clearly this place is going downhill only because of that /s

[-] GlitchyDigiBun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

Yep. Now we riot.

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I will gladly pay for the sauce packet if it guarantees they don’t forget it…

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Yes. But you also get ennui.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Isn’t there a vaccine for that?

[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

One of Don Draper's least successful pitches to clients, along with the Hawaii Sheraton "suicide" ad.

[-] ozmot@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

We live. We buy. We die. Rejoice!

[-] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Don’t forget we fuck it all up for future generations while we’re here too

[-] PM_ME_FEET_PICS@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

I live. I die. I live again. Witness me!

[-] 0x2d@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago
[-] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago
[-] Johanno@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago

We begin to The We are Die Moment Born

[-] overkill0485@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

I thought this was an AI generated Britney spears because if his creepily uncanny it looked.

[-] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago
[-] Fish@midwest.social 2 points 1 year ago

Die moment born

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