niktemadur

The Cat With No Name!

"Ok, we're gonna have to do something about this, polish it up a bit, so potential customers don't snicker... what's your full first name, honey?"
"Gaylorda."

Don't you wish there was a way to quit enabling these shit-kickin' shitheads. To let them actually live what they preach, in isolation without their shitwater splashing and spilling around everywhere else.

None of their politicians asking for handouts behind closed doors and under the table, too embarrassed to admit to the voters that yes, indeed, a collective government IS extremely useful AND convenient when you need it the most, and not only when YOU need it but also when OTHERS need it, too.

But one might as well try and explain quantum mechanics to a goddamned brick wall.

You are NOT kidding here, the animation is top-notch, I have never seen this type of matter in any sort of intuitive way until now.

Then the person behind the counter looks like Larry "Bud" Melman aka Calvert DeForest, from David Letterman's late nite era.
One face blurred out, the other a Late Nite copy-paste.

There was this one time I was looking for the matches, and they were in my hand. What I can't remember is if I had the matches in my hand the whole time, or if I found them, grabbed them and kept on looking for them.

The statue may remain in place, but only if Mister Arthur Fonzerelli apologizes in public.

"I'm so-w-w-w-w-wrr..."
What was that, Mister Fonzerelli?
"I said I was so-w-w-w-w-wrr..."

Then there is also all those mediocre non-voters who empowered by default the motivated-by-hysteria, toxic dregs of society, up and down Main St. and deep within their communities and suburbs.

This, like so many other cruel unnecessary things, could have been easily avoided.
"But... but... muh puriteh! bOtH pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe LoL aMiRiTe"
vOtE fOr A wOmAn? mE?!! wHeN PIGS FLY!!!

The mental gymnastics so many non-voters use to convince themselves that their lazy mediocrity is not a HUGE part of the problem. They exert a hundred times the energy to stab themselves in the chest with a rusty knife, and as gangrene sets in, they fancy themselves as hero martyrs, because they so bravely did nothing of value to stop this. Useless deadweight flakes that they are.

2 - 6 - 3 - 4 - 1 - 8 - 5.
The wedges you can keep.

The One Salmon Universe Hypothesis!