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Would You Rather

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WYR: it's your favourite garlic bread btw (literature.cafe)
submitted 3 months ago by Lacanoodle@literature.cafe to c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

[–] apemint@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

I was forced to see that movie and I don't understand a thing about it

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 1 points 3 months ago

Vampire gf. I can still acquire garlic bread, just let her know when I'm gonna be garlicky so she can make other plans. Communication y'all

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 1 points 3 months ago

To all the people choosing the garlic bread, have you considered the vampire girlfriend might be able to make you immortal by making you a vampire?

Of course being immortal sounds like it would massively suck, garlic bread all the way!

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I can make garlic bread, but would that drive away my new vampire girlfriend?

[–] jjagaimo@lemmy.ca 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That vampires hate garlic is a myth put forth by big suck to have us season ourselves. Source: Thor

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's a relief! I like being delicious

[–] asudox@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 3 months ago (3 children)

a vampire gf that will suck your blood from the veins in your cock during blowjob

[–] felykiosa@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

That's incredibly specific , but I dont kink shame.

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

This flops the cock