I have two hens.

One is a fat hybrid that lays all year round and thinks it's a dog. Dog chicken looks like the top picture.

The other is a Dutch bantom that is scared of its own shadow and won't let us within 10m of it but only lays for 5 months and for the rest of the year looks like the bottom picture.

Shocking

You see, I have drawn you as the bad egg-layer and myself as the chad good egg-layer, therefore your argument is invalid.

Why is the bad egg layers mascara running?

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