What an asshole. Imagine bragging about this. From what seconds i spend on Linkedin, this pretty much tracks with the vultures that roost there.
he's that good, right?
If you have saved £100 a few pennies at a time, you are probably asking them to lend you money too many times.
Considering an average of 50 pennies per transaction, he has asked for money almost two hundred times in 5 years, with an average of three loans per month.
You'll stop being my friend far earlier than that.
I'm reading too much into this meme lol
Doesn't have to be asking for money. For example, we order food to the office once a week and I'm always paying for it online with everyone else paying me back. No asking involved so the strategy in the OP could totally work unless I checked the transactions.
He says "every time I transfer someone money" so I think he does it to everyone, not just the person in the first example. The weird part to me is giving exact money when paying someone back. Just round up to the nearest whole number or multiple of 5.
Showing my age, and I guess my privilege, but I don’t split expenses that way. (And on reflection, showing my trauma, too.)
As a principle, I try to keep my friendships generous and non-transactional.
If I owe someone and it’s not formal, I round up to the nearest whole amount and give or send them the money (besides, if a friend is counting out the change, they can keep my pennies). I usually tell friends they can cover me the next time — with no expectation that will occur. If a friend is adamant about giving me money, I’ll round down, usually to the nearest 5 or 10.
It would make me feel sort of weird to be given exact change from a friend. I think if a friend insisted on paying exact amounts, and then got it wrong in a way that underpaid me, I’d probably mentally flag it.
I suffered from a lot of manipulation and guilt around money when I was younger. It’s not that I’m super chill about money. I still notice the details, I just make a choice not to give value to money in the context of my relationships. (And forgetting ‘normal’ interactions is easy, because ADHD, so they just disappear into the void. Abnormal ones do get remembered.)
So the pattern would quickly stand out and the relationship would be handled appropriately. I’m not going to be party to micro-aggressions by a wannabe sociopath.
Mind you, this is either fake or that person is extremely dumb. I don’t think an actual sociopath would brag about it on social media - those sort of low-stakes ego games seem like something they’d keep in the dark. I just like exploring my feelings and positions in the form of long-winded comments that I sometimes actually post.
This is how friends treat friends.
I enjoyed this meaningful response. Thank you.
manipulation and guilt around money when I was younger
I feel that. I don't count pennies around friends, but I probably have a net positive of $5 from taking quarters from unreturned carts at Aldi. No regrets.
I will give you my cart for free if you ask nicely, but a loose cart is fair game in my book.
Also -The original post is a parody account.
Well, shit. It’s been one of those kind of decades.
Well said.
Whole lotta social wisdom in this comment
This man has unlimited IQ.
Meanwhile their friends think this person is dyscalculic and don't care for it.
You couldn't just have kept your mouth shut, Ken Cheng ?!
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