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[-] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 47 points 3 days ago

They needed that many guys because they were afraid of him

[-] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago

Now we know what terrorizes those weaklings.

[-] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You know what? If they want to turn him into a martyr, I want to turn him into a saint. St. Luigi of Baltimore. In fact, I want to erect a big statue of him, something deliberately over the top and in bad taste. Like how Dante wrote his political enemies into Hell.

Think of the classical paintings and statues of St. Michael casting Satan into Hell.

I want to crowd fund a big bronze statue like this. Except Luigi is St. Michael and Thompson is Satan. Thompson can be holding a scroll that reads "delay deny depose."

I say we put a gaudy statue like this somewhere near United Healthcare's headquarters in Minnesota. Just this classical bronze of their former CEO as the Devil himself, being thrown into literal Hell by St. Luigi of Baltimore. Make them drive past the damn thing every day on the way to the office.

The dedication on the plinth can read "In Memory of St. Luigi of Baltimore. Tear down this monument when Americans no longer die from lack of healthcare."

The bastards want to make him a martyr? I say we make him a SAINT.

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[-] Infinite@lemmy.zip 20 points 3 days ago

The better one's life is, the more scared they are to lose it.

Enough of the general public is finally crossing the line we've been pushed towards for decades.

France around and find out.

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[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 39 points 3 days ago

What a joke.

Missed opportunity to give him a muzzle.

[-] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 3 days ago

Oh fuck, I think that would have caused Trump to want to pardon him since he's obsessed with Hannibal

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 28 points 3 days ago

Trump's obsession with Hannibal is a thousand times funnier when you realize it's because he doesn't know the difference being political asylum and a mental asylum.

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[-] MattTheProgrammer@lemmy.world 35 points 3 days ago

I'm curious if they're actually doing this out of concern that people might try to break him free.

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 35 points 3 days ago

When asked, that's probably what the police would say as justification. And it sounds almost plausible, until you realize that's the mayor behind him.

[-] vga@sopuli.xyz 17 points 3 days ago

I’m gonna steel man this one and state that those officers are there to protect him more than protect others from him. That’s why school shooters have fewer officers escorting them, because who the fuck cares if somebody murders those monsters.

[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 13 points 2 days ago

…they’re upset everyone is cheering for this guy. Are they worried a CEO or 1% is going to shoot him? lol everyone else loves him.

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

It's all for show. You can tell because that's the mayor of NYC right behind him.

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[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 38 points 3 days ago
[-] AmazingAwesomator@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago

watch him as he goes...

[-] Scrollone@feddit.it 15 points 3 days ago

Why are they doing this for an INNOCENT person???

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago

That mix tape looks 🔥

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