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[-] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com -2 points 2 days ago

why do beards make men shitheels ?

even santa only gives the good stuff to rich kids

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org -2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Look at those butthurt downvotes, haha. Currently 2 - 4.

Let me reach around mine to give you an upvote.

[-] jet@hackertalks.com 0 points 2 days ago

Plants are alive!

[-] ReadMoreBooks@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 days ago

Our mass media can incite fear of chickens, pigs, and cattle. Then their existence itself can be defined as a terrorist act. We'll redefine vegan to mean only those that eat terrorists to save the other animals. Actual vegans can call themselves "vegetablers". Nothing changes and everyone feels good because if they don't feel good then they're not human.

[-] rbn@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

If the existence is a terroristic act how do you call farmers who breed these creatures on purpose? I guess the new 'vegans' could then eat the very last generation of terroristic animals and then everyone needs to go 'vegetabler'. I guess that doesn't sound too bad to those that are vegetabler on purpose. ;)

[-] ReadMoreBooks@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 days ago

If the existence is a terroristic act how do you call farmers who breed these creatures on purpose?

Capitalists.

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