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What kind of Wooldoor Sockbat cum clogs a shower? This is so idiotic.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 119 points 1 week ago

But... but... people wouldn't just go and make shit up on the internet, would they?

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[-] spacecadet@lemm.ee 126 points 1 week ago

There is either:

  1. A backstory we are missing
  2. Anon has a weird fetish
  3. mom has a weird fetish
  4. story is fake and straight
  5. story is real and gay
  6. some combination of the above
[-] Arbiter@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago

You really thing an anon would do that? Just tell a lie?

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[-] inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 week ago
  1. The story is bisexual and has a quantum physics relationship with the truth
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[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 92 points 1 week ago

Start watching sissy hypnosis videos to condition yourself into eating it, obviously. It's the only undetectable disposal method.

[-] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 86 points 1 week ago

Jesus fuck man, what kind of plumbing blocks with jizz? I could literally eat prunes and tortillas for a week and still waffle-stomp my turd down a 40mm pipe

Semen is actually fairly similar to egg whites (it can actually be used as a substitute in baking recipes). This means that when it gets hot, it cooks, and basically becomes solid.

The water in a shower is hot enough to cook it, so it can block the pipes. This is also why you should use cold water to wash it out of hair.

[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 47 points 1 week ago

it can actually be used as a substitute in baking recipes

what.

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 30 points 1 week ago

The Internet was a mistake.

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[-] ameancow@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The water in a shower is hot enough to cook it, so it can block the pipes.

100% untrue.

While you're right that proteins can caugulate a little, this is a common urban legend that was started with a prank note left in a dorm bathroom many years ago.

https://www.reuters.com/article/fact-check/housing-violation-notice-in-college-bathroom-prank-resurfaces-idUSL1N2MY2GV/

https://deadspin.com/will-semen-destroy-your-shower-drain-1795434004/

"Abraham Morgentaler, an associate professor of urology at Harvard Medical School and the director of Men’s Health Boston, debunked the rumor for us once and for all. In an email to Slate, Morgentaler says that not only is semen never thick enough to clog a drain, but that 20 to 30 minutes after ejaculation, it will become a runny liquid and slide away:"

I can't understand how we got to the point with this that people have written thousands of articles about it and consulted with medical professionals. We really need better education in this country.

[-] WordBox@lemmy.world -1 points 6 days ago

It doesn't matter that it's not hot enough to cook it, it still turns to rubber cement in hot water.

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[-] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The water from the shower head cools down about 10°C before it hits the ground (go sit down in the shower for once, it gets damn cold). Some more degrees gone before it's washed away. Proteins become solid above 42°C, that's why you'd die if your body temp goes over that limit. You're saying you shower in 55°C+ water? Damn, your skin must be so extremity burned after all those showers, you probably look like Freddy Kruger.

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 80 points 1 week ago
[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago

Face glows when mom turns on the UV.

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[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 65 points 1 week ago

what kind of semen clog the shower drain?

[-] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 week ago

More like "what kind of shower drain is clogged by semen". And indeed, there are some. One at a place I've lived had a filter that had to be cleaned every now and then. No fapping in it was a given, but even some melted soap that re-hardens in it could end up clogging it.

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[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 61 points 1 week ago

Why not simply overflow her with your cum tissues? She’s your mom, so you should know her inside and out, so her buffer should be accessible. I ask for 257 tissues every day and my mom has no idea

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 61 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I like that this implies that OP's mom uses an 8 bit counting system

I'm imagining her at a super expensive restaurant getting a bill for like $547 and thinking "wow, this only cost $35!"

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[-] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 59 points 1 week ago

Blow your load on her bedsheets

[-] slaacaa@lemmy.world 53 points 1 week ago
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[-] nutsack@lemmy.world 48 points 1 week ago

clogging the shower drain with cum

ok

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[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 48 points 1 week ago

Why tf does op masturbate in secret?
A healthy family doesn't keep secrets from each other!

Also buy a dryer, she obviously doesn't get stuck very often.

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[-] chemicalprophet@lemm.ee 40 points 1 week ago

I think you need to fuck your mom…

[-] kraftpudding@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago
  1. Move out.

  2. Has anon never heard of toilet paper and toilets?

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[-] Etterra@discuss.online 39 points 1 week ago

You fucking move out. That's not just abusive - it's sociopathic.

Just remember to jerk off on her pillow first.

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i'm smelling some human rights abuses here

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[-] teije9@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 1 week ago

into the toilet???

also, why not toilet paper instead of tissues??

[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

Use her panties and socks.

[-] Fizz@lemmy.nz 26 points 1 week ago

How can you be 22 without your own money. Go buy tissues and tell your mum to mind her own business.

[-] guyoverthere123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 week ago

Have both of your arms broken, you won't be able to crank it.

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[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

I don't know why people are a) taking this even jokingly half serious and b) suggesting all sorts of weird and complex solutions when surely a 22-year could just buy whatever.

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago

Yeah just buy a cruise ship or whatever. Go into debt if you have to.

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[-] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

1: go to toilet

2: kneel in front facing the toilet

3: place dick between toilet seat and toilet

4:?????

5: profit

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[-] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 22 points 1 week ago
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[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 week ago

There's this apparatus called washing machine.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 week ago

This is how incest porn originates

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