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Lucky Shorts (lemmy.world)
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[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 31 points 6 days ago

The tsa agent was giving me weird looks yesterday, probably for wearing my short shorts with juicy on the butt. I'm a 6'3 male if it helps illustrate the situation properly.

[-] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 22 points 6 days ago

He was probably trying to determine just how juicy and whether it was over the carry-on limits on fluids.

[-] swab148@lemm.ee 5 points 6 days ago

He's at baggage claim four hours later because they made him check his huge nuts

[-] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 6 days ago

He was probably thinking "hey, this isn't the YMCA"

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Not any more it isn't

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 25 points 6 days ago

Was she waving at known wet pussy hater Ben Shapiro?

[-] adarza@lemmy.ca 30 points 6 days ago

just a well-placed advertisement.

[-] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 22 points 6 days ago

Works for me.

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 19 points 6 days ago

Like that would stop us from waving. Depending on the guy they're either going to find it endearing or crude and sexy.

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 11 points 5 days ago

I think I'd prefer pussy juice to ass juice. Willing to be proven wrong though...

[-] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Recall a Patton Oswald story in one of his specials about this.

[-] sgibson5150@slrpnk.net 2 points 6 days ago

She must have an epic wedgie and plumber's disease.

this post was submitted on 04 Jan 2025
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