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Need to make more money 😩 (lemmy.ml)

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[–] th3raid0r@tucson.social 56 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'd like to report in as someone at the end of that process and is actually making good money.

Now I need:

More time to hang out with friends and family. 🥲

[–] NaoPb@eviltoast.org 17 points 2 years ago

At least you can cry in your mcmansion.

(Joking ofcourse)

[–] db2@sopuli.xyz 48 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ourobrokeus

[–] Amends1782@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago

Extremely clever, well done

[+] dontcarebear@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

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[–] Globulart@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Thinking you need more money does not mean you're greedy though.

[–] Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago (13 children)

For real. I have a lot of problems right now, and there's not a single one of those problems that can't be solved with an adequate amount of money.

I, like I think a lot of people, fantasize about winning the lottery not because I'm desperate to live in a mansion or to have a $500k sports car in my driveway, but because I dream of watching all my problems absolutely evaporate before my eyes.

[–] SolarNialamide@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago

I have a disability and I'm a student so I have zero physical or mental energy to have a job next to my almost full time study. I used to just be broke all the time. I found out there's a city government fund for people exactly like me, and it honestly so fucking crazy what that extra 300 euros a month does. It's not just that I can afford necessities and something fun once in a while but it gives so much peace of mind. One of my cats was sick a few months ago and I could just take her to the vet and have her blood work done without having to stress about it.

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[–] AccidentalLemming@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago (2 children)

having a roof over your head is pretty nice tho

[–] PeWu@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah, and having stuff to eat is amazing too

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

And being able to entertain yourself sometimes so you aren’t just thinking about how you need a roof over your head or something to eat, that’s neat

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 years ago

Becomes a billionaire: ... NEED TO MAKE MORE MONEY!!!!

[–] Infernal_pizza@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

Corporations when they only made 1 billion gajillion shmillion dollars net profit last year

[–] Facky@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not if we overthrow the capitalist system.

[–] cyclohexane@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 years ago

I'm trying!

[–] orl0pl@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Capitalism moment

[–] funkajunk@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Just do it you pussy

[–] cyclohexane@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Help me

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Step 1: wake up at 4:30 every morning

Step 2: ICE BATH

step 3: fucking butter in your coffee for some reason

Step 4: starve yourself, that butter was enough.

Step 5: GRIND

Step 6: p90x

Step 7: Write Joe Rogan a pledge of allegiance.

Step 8: GYM

Step 9: GOGGINS!

Step 10: MARATHON

STEP 11: HGH INJECTIONS

STEP 12: 😡😡😡

STEP 13: here you can either traffick women or rob a bank

AND THATS HOW I HAVE ALL THESE NICE THINGS BRO JUST GRIND IT OUT.

buy my course to learn more, just $249.99/month

[–] Mischala@lemmy.nz 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Q: How do I make more money? A: Scam other's out of their money

[–] meliaesc@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Money always has to come from someone else.

[–] Mischala@lemmy.nz 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Difference being with honest work, people value your product and it actually does what you are promising.
Scams are not this.

[–] Clanket@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Work harder, better, stronger faster. Work, work, work.

[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Just pull yourself up by your bootstraps /s

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[–] walter_wiggles@lemmy.nz 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Here you can have my money 💰💰

[–] Vertelleus@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

... And my sword!

[–] Doxatek@mander.xyz 6 points 2 years ago

How I've felt lately. Smh

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Its tough being a counterfeitter

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

dubois-depressed

[–] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This post made by Dutch Van der Linde

[–] SamVergeudetZeit@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago

"One more thing. Arthur".

[–] ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 2 years ago

Best economic system btw

[–] fushi01@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Nanami moment

[–] kamehameherp@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

He's just like me fr fr.

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[–] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Unrelated to the meme, but I appreciate your username. Do you prefer chair conformer or boat conformer?

[–] yogthos@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

capitalist realism

[–] PrivacyBean@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago

I just need to make more money

[–] NaoPb@eviltoast.org 2 points 2 years ago

Meirl

[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Oh shit! Thats I need money, god damn!. When we first met-up, he wrote on a slip of paper "I NEED MONEY", I said "shit, me too!". We started making it together after that.

[–] imgprojts@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Must be a pandemic! Me too! And everyone I know too!

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