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Pretty sure the judge would let you go for killing whoever made this evil
(startrek.website)
They didn't actually give them an iPhone so it wasn't that bad.
You're right, the poor kid would have to buy 50$ chargers and be locked to Apple ecosystem for the rest of their life. Dodged a bullet there
Anyone upset with this has no sense of humour.
I'd do this and then give them the thing that was in the box afterwards.
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