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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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[–] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 33 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

You know that you can buy heroin with money?

[–] PotatoMoon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Heroin offers to solve all of your problems. It's like money in that way. They do it via differing avenues tho.

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I can't think of a single problem that heroin offers to solve.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 8 points 2 months ago

All of your problems with melt away...briefly.

[–] frazorth@feddit.uk 2 points 2 months ago
[–] Plaidboy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

It isn't just money that can solve your problem though, it takes effort too. No matter how much money you have at the very least you still have to use your mouth to speak to get what you want.

[–] shy_mia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago

It makes you briefly forget about your problems while creating a lot more.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 2 months ago

But then you won't have money.

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 months ago

I think it is perhaps more accurate to say Power is Heroin for Violent People

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Can confirm. Love making money, daily life is pretty boring by many people's standards.

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't like making money but I do like receiving it.

Usually requires that I make it somehow. That part usually sucks.

[–] oo1@kbin.earth 2 points 2 months ago

Yep, it's really finicky to draw the picures and lettering just right . . . and finding that same colour and texture paper.

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

Junkies are some of the most boring people to talk to

[–] sir_pronoun@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Ah yes, love hanging out with all those fun heroin addicts

[–] glowie@h4x0r.host 5 points 2 months ago

Just crushing up a Benjamin to inject this motherfucker right into my vein

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 5 points 2 months ago
[–] introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago
[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Isn't that a quote from a series or movie?
I just can't remember anymore where I've heard it, but it stuck with me...

[–] PotatoMoon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think it's a quote from like 10 movies or blogs or something

[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Could very well be, yeah...
Just heard it an a movie or series like a week ago the first time, but can't really remember where I heard it

[–] qwertilliopasd@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I just heard it in "A Real Pain"

[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

Ah, yeah, thanks!
That was it!

[–] deadcatbounce@reddthat.com 1 points 2 months ago

Assets* ftfy

[–] TokenEffort@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 months ago

Not if you spend it on things that are fun. I have so much fun decor and furniture wishlisted on Amazon and when i have my own apartment it will be a scrapbook of everything that brings me joy. I will make my bed look like an amazon van because I'm not boring.