SoBe Citrus Energy. Sadly it's important to find anymore. Nobody seems to distribute it anywhere near northern IL or southern WI anymore.

Wheatbeer.

Ginger ale!!

Kephir

Coconut water/organic* Cranberry juice/Spritz.

Iced jasmine tea. It is so good!

Monster Ultra Zero. Idgaf about caffeine or aspartame or if it gives you energy or not, I just like how it tastes. I’d love a caffeine-free version that I could drink without worrying about dosage too much, but hey… we all gotta die sometime.

Honeybush tea. It's an herbal tea from South Africa that tastes like honey..

Coffee

7UP Free but not the new one they've recently changed it to, the proper one. I miss it so much 😭

Tomato juice, maybe?

Soy "milk"

rolling rock

If the drink is free, Arizona black and white iced tea. If not, iced coffee with a bit of honey and non dairy creamer

Cold coffee

I would say milk, but I'd die pretty fast because I just cannot drink enough milk in a day to count for all the water I need, and the excess calcium/whatever would probably be very bad for me.

Maybe there's a type of non-caffeinated tea that gets the job done? Does that count as being cute?

People need water, this is not going to go well.

@genesis COFFEE!!!!!!!