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That's not a wand, Harry... (slrpnk.net)
submitted 11 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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Fun game: read HP, and sub the word 'wand' our for penis euphemisms

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[-] YourFavouriteNPC@feddit.de 31 points 11 months ago

"The schlong choses the wizard"

[-] Tagger@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

I mean traditionally, the word to swap on was wang.

[-] spauldo@lemmy.ml 24 points 11 months ago

It's just one letter away from "wang"...

[-] _cnt0@feddit.de 36 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It's a classic: https://archive.ph/dRsjY

"Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

[-] SolarNialamide@lemm.ee 18 points 11 months ago

Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

Lmfao

[-] dill@lemmy.one 21 points 11 months ago

Anyone who read the books know what happened next?!??

[-] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago

Tell me you're not a catholic boy without saying it.

[-] DancingIsForbidden@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

I’ve never cringed so hard while choking with laughter.

[-] HardlightCereal@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Both of the characters in this meme own slaves.

[-] Risk@feddit.uk 7 points 11 months ago

Who does Harry own?

Also, can Dumbledore own slaves if he's dead?

[-] HardlightCereal@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Harry owns Kreacher

[-] Risk@feddit.uk 1 points 11 months ago

Oh yeah. In all fairness, I'm sure Harry would happily let Kreacher be free if he wouldn't instantly go on snitch on them to Voldie & Co.

[-] HardlightCereal@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

So you're saying Harry would totally stop owning a person if it didn't have negative consequences for Harry?

[-] Risk@feddit.uk 1 points 11 months ago

Next time you accidentally own a slave, do let me know when you decide to let them go free with the consequence being a murderous wizard immediately shows up at your house.

[-] TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz -1 points 11 months ago

Oh god, are you one of those S.P.E.W. members?

[-] HardlightCereal@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Me when I'm a famous author who hates trans people and I decide to make the anti-slavery movement in my book a huge joke

[-] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 months ago

A racist a transphobe and an antisemite walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "aren't you that girl who wrote harry potter??"

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 points 11 months ago

Lmfaooo

[-] ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 11 months ago

Dumbledore = catholic Gandalf

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