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[-] glimse@lemmy.world 93 points 1 year ago

Dogs have been domesticated for like 5x as long as horses, they never stopped being man's best friend

Even cats have been domesticated for longer than horses.

[-] ALostInquirer@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

Eh, they domesticated themselves.

[-] noxy@yiffit.net 3 points 1 year ago

sleeper agents, the lot of 'em

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Yes, but actually no. WE didn't domesticate cats. They domesticated themselves so they could reap the benefits of being our pets.

[-] dadGPT@lemmy.world 59 points 1 year ago
[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Did you just make that?

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 52 points 1 year ago

Dogs have been serving mankind for like 15,000 years.

[-] TheControlled@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago
[-] ChlorineAddict@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

We were on a break!

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 25 points 1 year ago
[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Damn that sucks, I’d stay but I already made plans with my dawgs

[-] SheDiceToday@eslemmy.es 23 points 1 year ago

As someone who has had to take care of both, I much prefer the dog. One, they're more cuddle loving, and two... they shit less. Way less.

They also can't kill you instantly because a random noise scared them.

Not only that but people are also stealing their tranquilizers

[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 year ago

And their antiparasitics!

[-] swab148@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago

Guilty of war crimes, I am

[-] LemmyIsFantastic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I would buy them legally if allowed.

[-] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 11 points 1 year ago

The invention of the automobile was probably the best thing that ever happened to horses! They went from slaves to pampered darlings

[-] trailing9@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

Somebody hasn't read animal farm

All horses should read animal farm, and rise up against both long and short pigs.

[-] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

PIGS SHOULD REMAIN AS THE SOURCE OF BACON!

Also, people eat horses a lot more often than they eat dogs.

[-] noxy@yiffit.net 2 points 1 year ago

There’s something about the _____ of a horse that is good for the inside of a man

[-] dlpkl@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Goatse has entered the chat

[-] noxy@yiffit.net 2 points 1 year ago

that'll accommodate the girth but not necessarily the length

this post was submitted on 18 Oct 2023
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