Depends on how it feels when I'm not shitting and pissing in it.

If it craves my waste, but can be chill during the time I'm not using it, then I'd choose that. However, if it spends all that time in agony from not having its desires met, then I'd rather it hates it, since it would only have to go through that a couple of times each day versus suffering almost all day long.

I want full on "I have no mouth and I must scream" vibes

Crave!

Hey can you come over and shit in my toilet every once in a while? I'm going out of town till Friday.

It should crave it AND hate you for it!

It doesn't have to be alien, plants and fungi are already like this. And they like it 😏

hate, coz then i wouldnt feel bad when i eat its dinner