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[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 56 points 1 year ago

I mean, you can go straight from "boss yelled at me" to "fuck his wife." Screw the rationalization, efficiency is key, as any boss would demand.

[-] xantoxis@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

He can still divorce his wife though. You gotta unionize so you keep fucking him forever.

[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

we need a plan if were going to unionize his wife

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Step one: Unionize
Step two: ???
Step three: Profit

[-] Cephirux 45 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Think bigger. Why stop at his wife? Fuck his wife's husband too.

[-] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 34 points 1 year ago
[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Cognitive Behavioral Therapy (CBT), by Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[-] Cryan24@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

What if you don't find his wife attractive?

[-] Gabu@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Someone will have to take the fall - for the glory of Arstotzka

[-] FleetingTit@feddit.de 11 points 1 year ago
[-] Huschke@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago

What if you don't find his mom attractive?

[-] krimsonbun@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 year ago

then you do it anyway, coward

[-] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago
[-] GreenMario@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Put a flag on her face and fuck her for Glory.

[-] Chev@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Since when is rape about love?

[-] themarty27@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 year ago

Brother, no one said shit about love, and certainly not about rape, WTF?

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

Find someone who does

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

what's the original picture

[-] LadyAutumn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Since it's about cognitive restructuring, I assume it went straight from the changed middle box "My boss was having a bad day" to "No depression". Which is pretty ridiculous, not the core concept of cognitive restructuring but the idea that restructuring one automatic thought could negate your depression lol

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