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Bitch would be better

can_you_kinda_sorta_maybe_im_not_sure

In fact, i do not recommend this.

please shutdown

THIS INCIDENT WILL BE REPORTED.

I prefer to use kudasai ... but as some may already know, it should be at the end of the ~~sentence~~ command 😅, so I added a custom hook to my ZSH config to make it run commands as pacman -Syu kudasai.

Essentially you can add any type of string matching in the function. Add this to the end of your .zshrc file:

function kudasai_preexec() {
    # Check if the last word is ' kudasai'
    if [[ $1 == *" kudasai" ]]; then
        # Remove ' kudasai' and prepend 'sudo'
        cmd=${1%" kudasai"}
        eval "sudo $cmd"
        # Prevent the original command from running
        return 1
    fi
}

# Register the preexec hook
autoload -Uz add-zsh-hook
add-zsh-hook preexec kudasai_preexec

Edit: as downside you always get 1 exit code with this implementation ~(little_annoying)~ .

Please shutdown -h now

It’s a longer command. I wanna get shit done. I’m aliasing commands to make them shorter, not longer. But it does seem like it’d be a little friendlier.

sudo make me a sandwich

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/INTERCAL#Control_structures

aka The Magic Word.

The sudo who do what-you-don't-have-permissions-to-do people.

more typing. if i set up an alias for it, i'd rather set up su

What it feels like using windows.

"Please shutdown?"

"No, forced update time."

"Please uninstall this browser and use this other instead?"

"No."