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Sinatra's Night Terrors isn't that bad actually (startrek.website)

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[-] 6mementomori@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Zoya Miopericarditis!

[-] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ethel Stabbed in the arm with a compass by a meth head

[-] Fraylor@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ethel Stab-Wound sounds better.

[-] cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I got stabbed in the wrist in high school with a pen. The bone stopped it. What was more frightening is where my wrist was protecting - my chest/heart.

I often wonder if Chris realised how close he came to stabbing me to death in the 90s.

He was reffered to psychiatrists and social workers when he was discovered to have a "Death List" of people he planned to kill in the school.

[-] Aosher@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 year ago

Ann Something Weird With My Foot

[-] systemglitch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Shirley Uveitis

[-] archonet@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Constance Neutropenic Fever

Well, I suppose it could be worse.

[-] uhhhehhh@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Carrie broken leg

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Yo I also have a broken leg!

[-] migo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

Maria Vasectomy

[-] Skkorm@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Diana Flu Shot

[-] GiantChickDicks@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Ruby Hypocalcemia. Sounds a bit pretentious.

[-] Tkrun42@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Dorothy's STI Panel

[-] enthusiasticamoeba@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Geraldine Granuloma

[-] DNOS@reddthat.com 2 points 1 year ago

Mari electrocardiogram

[-] Subverb@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Rachel's Sciatica.

I like it.

[-] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Katherine's Tinnitus

[-] Mastershelf@lemmy.one 2 points 1 year ago

Idk, Fairy Depression is alright.

[-] Starkstruck@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Zammit Depression

[-] SamirCasino@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Anastasia's Kidney Stones.

Maybe i should go with the fancy medical term? Anastasia's Nephrolithiasis. Could work for black metal too.

[-] Fraylor@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Bonnie Back-Ache

[-] Shapillon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

We're "I have no clue's anxiety attacks" and we're elated to play for you tonight!

[-] AtmaJnana@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Betty's COVID-related pneumonia with a side of bronchitis

Yeah it really rolls right off the tongue.

[-] XbSuper@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

You people know your grandmother's first name? I genuinely don't know what it was.

[-] 15liam20@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Steve

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 1 year ago

Davis Strep Throat

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Wanda Broken Leg

[-] cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Joan's Hearing Voices

[-] Noodle07@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Lulu chronic depression

[-] Ziltskin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Wilhelmina's shingles

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