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[-] GrimSheeper@lemmy.world 48 points 1 year ago

Depression jokes are OUT.

Hyperbolic overconfidence jokes are IN.

Sadness CANNOT overtake you anymore. You are simply TOO POWERFUL and TOO SEXY.

[-] Wogi@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

I am the powerful sex God of sadness.

I yeet unhappiness and skeet confidence.

You are all blessed today

[-] FederatedSaint@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Yep I am DONE with your constant self-flagellation. EMBRACE AND CELEBRATE THE WONDERFUL BEING THAT YOU ARE.

[-] EternalNicodemus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Nuh uh 🐍

[-] MadBob@feddit.nl 17 points 1 year ago

A lot of British humour revolves around self-deprecation, death, etc. I only realised this after my Dutch colleagues didn't laugh when one of them offered me a drink and I asked for petrol.

[-] amio@kbin.social 17 points 1 year ago

I think some are around, but in true fediverse style I'm not actually sure where, or how to find them.

Anyway, while I get it and can relate to a bunch of them, I did see someone call it out as "misery porn" and they have a point. You do you, everyone, but ruminating/basking in negative bullshit is not especially healthy.

[-] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

It's probably using yeet in a face to face conversation.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

Sounds like a cool way to go to me.

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Me at work telling my coworkers I want to go play in traffic

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

In the flat earth world, do you just fall forever? Or what happens there exactly?

I don't think gravity is a thing for them. I think they think things fall because that's just what they do, possibly because God Said So.

So it's got to be the fall forever thing, right?

[-] stephen01king@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 year ago

They didn't used to deny gravity, but since a flat earth is incompatible with gravity, they had to deny its existence, too.

[-] Nommer@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They just believe the earth and everything else is accelerating upwards. People that think like that should just be forced to go through all of school again because clearly their reasoning skills failed them.

[-] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

By gods, it's THE flat earth itself! The flerfers are right! /s

Antarctica is a huge ice wall that prevents us from falling, according to the flat earthers.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

My phone autocorrected In to I’m. Lol

[-] spicethedirt@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Here you go. Enjoy being sad together.

[-] CommunityLinkFixer 6 points 1 year ago

Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn't work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: !2meirl4meirl@lemmy.ml

[-] PatFussy@lemm.ee -1 points 1 year ago

Maybe because thats not a dad joke??

[-] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

You might want to reread the post.

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